Mr. Schuester: You guys look awesome.
Mercedes: I am not wearing this.
Mr. Schuester: The ‘93 team took Nationals wearing those.
Mercedes: I know, I can still smell them. I want a new costume!
Mr. Schuester: I’ll take it to the dry cleaners.
Mercedes: You can take it to the moon, baby. Everyone knows you can’t get stink ass out of polyester. (Rachel sighs.) You wanna be starting something, Britney? (Rachel storms off.)
Mr. Schuester: Rach…
Kurt: Is she gonna diva out after every rehearsal?
Mr. Schuester: Probably. 
    — Glee, 1.01 (director’s cut) 

Coach: Wooooow.
Jess: Thanks, Coach. 
Schmidt: Aaand then she does that. 
    — New Girl, 1.01